About the Song

Toby Keith, the country music titan known for his anthems about patriotism and blue-collar life, takes a surprising turn with “If I Was Jesus.” Released in 2003 on his album Shock ‘N Y’all, this song injects a bit of Keith’s signature swagger into a contemplation of faith and forgiveness.

“If I Was Jesus” isn’t a traditional hymn. Right from the start, it establishes a playful, almost irreverent tone. Keith imagines himself as Jesus, complete with the long hair and sandals, attending parties and turning water into wine. There’s a hint of cheekiness in the line, “Yeah me and my disciples, we’d have a real good time.”

However, beneath the lighthearted exterior lies a deeper message. The chorus takes a more serious turn, with Keith singing about laying down his life and offering forgiveness. Lines like “Ooh and I’d lay my life down for you / And show you who’s the boss” play with the concept of Jesus’ sacrifice, delivered in Keith’s characteristically direct way.

The song isn’t afraid to grapple with humanity’s complexities. Keith acknowledges the “wrong crowds” Jesus might run with and the “dark little secrets” people hold. Yet, even amidst these imperfections, the song emphasizes the power of love and redemption. The repeated refrain, “I’d tell you I love you, with Amazing Grace,” is a powerful reminder of Jesus’ message of universal love.

“If I Was Jesus” isn’t a straightforward gospel song. It’s a Toby Keith take on faith, a blend of his signature style with a message of compassion and forgiveness. It might raise eyebrows with its informality, but it ultimately celebrates the core tenets of Christianity: love, sacrifice, and the potential for redemption for all.

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Lyrics: If I Was Jesus

If I Was Jesus, I’d have some real long hair
A robe and some sandals, is exactly what I’d wear
I’d be the guy at the party, turnin’ water to wine
Yeah me and my disciples, we’d have a real good time.

Ooh and I’d lay my life down for you (woooooh)
And I show you who’s the boss (woooooh)
I’d forgive you and adore you
While I was hangin’ on your cross
If I Was Jesus.

I’d have some friends that were poor
I’d run around with the wrong crowd, man I’d never be bored
Then I’d heal me a blind man, get myself crucified
By politicians and preachers, who got somethin’ to hide.

Ooh and I’d lay my life down for you (woooooh)
And I show you who’s the boss (woooooh)
I’d forgive you and adore you
While I was hangin’ on your cross
If I Was Jesus.

If I Was Jesus, I’d come back from the dead
And I’d walk on some water, just to mess with your head
I know your dark little secrets, I’d look you right in the face
And I’d tell you I love you, with Amazing Grace.

Ooh and I’d lay my life down for you (woooooh)
And I show you who’s the boss (woooooh)
I’d forgive you and adore you
While I was hangin’ on your cross
If I Was Jesus.

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